Workless
January 27th, 2009
I am on my lunch break at work. The following is a 10 minute account of what I hear and see around me that does not relate to my job.
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“Hi! Are you lost? Can I take you somewhere?”
“I am not lost!”
Rockin on the river.
-You staged a confrontation so you could make a movie out of it? That’s jerky, Buck.
-Well, if you think I’m a jerk, that’s because I’m a good actor. I’m acting like a jerk.
-What do you call those people who are always in character, then?
-You mean method actors?
-Then you’re the best darn method actor I’ve ever seen, Bucky!
-Thank you.
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“He answered every question I had. He never made me wait.”
Creamer. Sugar.
Flush
It doesn’t take an econ Ph.D. to brew tea - but Barry has one and sometimes it actually helps. Here’s how: Sugar, like most goods, has a declining marginal utility. One teaspoon takes away the tea’s bitterness. Another adds a nice sweetness. That’s where we stop. More sugar adds calories but not much more taste. By the time you’ve got six teaspoons per serving, it’s liquid candy.
Honestly yours, Seth & Barry
P.S. The antioxidants in Green Dragon Tea can play an important role in a healthy diet. To find out more, visit the American Institute for Cancer Research at www.aicr.org
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Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the people doing it.
Chinese Proverb
Grady Sizemore, The Forge of God, St. Ives, NASA, Glad, Slinky, Mini Mushroom.
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2 comments
Yes, they sound like horses.